Welcome to
Camp Crummett!
Owner & proprietor Lance Crummett. The friendly staff of trained counselors. Weapons & construction equipment. The latest in comm gear. That's good eatin'! What's for dinner? At your summer of fun at Camp Crummett,
you will experience-
- Carpentry from dawn to dusk!
- Sawhorse wrangling!
- Martial arts with a real Ninja Rakemaster!
- Firearms from UZIs to caulk guns!
- Corn fishing!
- The culinary delights of "stuff" from our world-famous chef!
What the hell is this all about, anyway?
Too weird for me! Take me home!
No! Wait! Take me to the dogs.
Uh, no! I want to look at some arty black and white pics.
Well, no, how about some techno art.